It’s not Festivus, but today is the airing of my grievances.
Why are the drones never consulted about a change, when the outcome will ultimately affect said drones?
If you want to drive faster than me (and that’s pretty fast, considering my legendary lead foot), can you leave a little space when changing lanes rather than running up on my back-end and shaving so close it scares the crap out of me?
Is so too much to ask for paper products in the restrooms at work, a/c vents that don’t blast arctic cold air on my neck, and a microwave that works?
Four day work weeks should be adopted, now!
The fact that I am carefully eating and exercising should result in rapid weight loss. My determination to ignore the Easter candy alone should be burning mega calories.
Teaching is rarely fun anymore.
Grower older is tough on the teeth, especially if you were unlucky enough to have a lot of previous dental work.
Why are all the shows I want to watch on at 10:00pm on a weeknight?
No one should have to wake up in the dark, even the chickens get up with the daylight.
The airing of my grievances is finished. Please feel free to add your own to the list.